toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She is in my trunk
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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