Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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