You're a womanizer and a bitch.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
