Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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