he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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