Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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