I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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