No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
cat food counts as protein by the way
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
