Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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