they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So vagazzling was a success
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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