Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
bring money and cleavage
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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