He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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