Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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