nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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