just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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