dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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