All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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