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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Less talking, more tequila
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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