She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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