you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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