Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it because I queefed?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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