i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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