We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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