Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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