you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ketchup is God's man juice
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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