I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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