Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I only lived at night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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