Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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