We're like a lot better than the average bears
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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