you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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