i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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