I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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