There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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