Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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