So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
handjob tips. give me some.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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