the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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