He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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