You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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