You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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