When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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