I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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