A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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