I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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