all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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