id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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