the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
