Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Iβve got a sex swing and lube, heβs not going anywhere soon
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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