DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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