i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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