I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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