I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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