sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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