He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Do I have a choice?
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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