yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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